I couldn’t resist! I apologize to my sister and my entire gang of cousins and friends staying abroad in advance. I know should not have an opinion before trying it for myself but I have often been wary of moving abroad for 3 reasons. Firstly and most importantly, I would hate to be treated like a second class citizen. To have the fear in my head that the laws can change anytime and I would again need to prove myself for merely living there. Secondly, I am spoiled rotten in India. I have a cook, a gardener, a housemaid, a car cleaner, a dhobi blah blah blah. I am unfortunately too used to lying in my bed and ‘managing’ to get work done!! And lastly on a lighter note, I go crazy when anyone comes back to India and go on and on about what is wrong here – the pollution, the poverty, the corruption, the traffic, the heat etc. It’s something that is part of this country and we live with it. India is changing – constantly. It is something that I believe in very strongly and am proud of the visible progress I see around me every passing year. America gained independence 233 years back. It’s just been 62 years for us. Give us time.
I would love to do a stint in another country, live in different cultures. But the urge is just not compelling enough to pack my life here and go blindly in the hope of a better one.
Anyways, what brought on this post actually was this bunch of hilarious inputs I was reading on Rediff on ‘How not to be attacked in Australia’ spurred by the recent gory racist attack on an Indian student in AUS!! And believe it or not, the inputs were from people who have lived in Australia since a long time and are settled there. They all insisted that Racism is just not a ‘very’ common phenomenon but we must be ‘careful not to offend locals’.
Here are my favs:
1.After 7 pm, always travel in the first compartment of the train (Imagine the chaos that would happen in Mumbai trains if people followed this advice)!!
2.Try not to walk alone or travel alone on a Friday or Saturday night (so have a weekend pal to drive with coz driving alone on weekends can get you hurt)!
3.It is even possible that when you are waiting at road intersections people including girls may shout, gesture or thrown beer bottles or foodstuff at you from there cars. My advice is to be relaxed while walking alone. (are you kidding me??? Throw bottles at you?? Did you write this with a straight face?? Let them try that with me in Delhi! )
4.Since, we cannot take matters in our own hand, as we are foreigners here, its better to be vigilant & report anything that may affect me or someone else. (so let us put our heads down and pray!)
5.Most of the brawls in pubs happen either due to excessive drinks or do to matter relating women. So kindly avoid both. (what? Pubs, women or drinks?)
6.Late night fights happen due to money and need for cigarettes. Have $5 in your pocket. If you sense trouble, drop the money before them and run away from them. Most likely they would pick up the money and go away.(don’t blame us for giving money to beggars then. At least they don’t knife you for it)
7.Always remain friendly and converse with them in English. Even if you are with your friends/ peers who share a different/ common language, please converse with each other in English when in public places (This would be crazy to implement in India. Imagine Bengalis, Gujaratis, Punjabis – everyone only allowed to talk in hindi! Why go there, why don’t we shun European tourists when they chat in French or even the Russians or Spanish? Only talk in Hindi please!!)
8.And my absolute fav - The local young generation works on weekly wages and the amount they get on Friday spend on booze and clubs. I have seen them go berserk on Friday and Saturday night and damaging even the national property leave alone attacking Indians. The best way to avoid is to stay away during these timings and stay put in hotel or your room. (ummmm….so please only sit at home and watch TV on weekends!!)
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Thursday, May 28, 2009
'How NOT to be attacked in Australia’
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Kabhi kisiko mukkamal jahan nahi milta Kahin zameen nahi to kahin aasman nahi milta Bujha Saka Hain Bhala Kaun Waqt Ke Shole Ye Aisi Aag...
People are often unreasonable, illogical and self centered Forgive them anyway If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior m...
. Let me tell you a very interesting story. When I was in Ahmedabad, my parents went and got a glass bowl with 3 gold fish in them. We decid...
I'm not even going to try and explain or justify-but after 7pm Id be worried to walk alone too in any Indian city (barring maybe Bombay-even Delhi is bad-n yes that's from personal experience)
Maybe I just live in a safe city in Canada but not ever have i heard of anyone encountering any such thing here-and I walked home at midnight after my shifts sometimes-taking a bus-now imagine how many times Id be assaulted had I done that - In India...
but again, don't want to justify-too much ;) now let me go swicth on my automatic vacuum cleaner 'Roomba' Mai who doesnt take a vacation and leave me in a lurch! ;)
I can agree with your second reason but first one is just a baloney .. I can assure you there are more second class citizens in India than the rest of the world put together - which leads to the third point (did I just confirm that with my response on the first ;-)
Don't know about Aus but my take on the list.
#1-3 Drive a car and avoid walking (who walks anyways??).
#5 Why go aboard if you have to avoid women and booze?
#6 Keep at-least $100 in your wallet. $5 you might get additional beating for wasting their time.
#7 Now, what fun would that be.. Not being able to make fun of others in front of them in a different language?
#8 Oh please. actively participate in such activity as a way to assimilating into the culture. Not doing so is why they are getting beaten up in the first place.
B2B #6 is too funny! and agree esp with #8...
I would suggest you come visit Canada, USA asap to observe firsthand. Hum sabka fayeda hai usme! ;)
BB...too funny!! love 5-8!!
Ras, smile girlie...the disclaimer was for you:)!!
Come over to Morgan Hill and explain just how we are second class citizens, how it's unsafe to walk on the streets at any given time, ...
It's easy to find fault with any place - be it sun soaked California, frozen over Canada, or searing hot Delhi.
I guess it's about time I did visit India. 20 years should have brought about a few changes I suppose. Though I expect that I will fit right in :)
Wow, this must be my most successful post that even Navi bhaiya commented!! I must write more controversial things :)!!
My dearest brothers and sister(s), the disclaimer said its wrong for me to feel so without visiting or living there. So you can quite expect to see me crashing your places:)!!
The post was about these really funny comments posted by random ppl living in Australia. Read the stuff here getahead.rediff.com/report/2009/may/28/tips-on-how-not-to-be-attacked-in-australia.htm
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